This haggard-looking, bearded rocker decided to clean up his act and try some new threads. Hailing from Texas, he tired of the county fair circuit and is now reaching new heights. His distinctive beard has taken longer to grow than the average two- to three-year lifespan of a hamster -- hmmm, now how is that possible!?

Slick sings and dances to ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man." Requires 3 AA batteries (included).

"Sharp Dressed Man" written by Gibbons/Hill/Beard
© 1983 Songs of Mosaic ASCAP
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